Too long for twitter.

I insult people even by accident.
I went to AC for a week last week as a post-birthday treat. It was barely a treat and I hardly enjoyed the time being there being surrounded by mostly nasty individuals. Don’t they know who I am! At least I didn’t have to pay for the trip, that was about the only upside, well, also 21 year old boys… but that’s another story.
Anyway… at about 5 am in the morning. I’m sitting at a table with mostly wall-street type of guys, and at some point they start talking about the painful post traumatic divorce disorder, being fucked, screwed, bent over by their ex wives for a whole lot of money. I sit quietly and listen. Then, one of them asks me… you wouldn’t do this to a man, would you?
My first response was ” nah, I wouldn’t”… then kind of pause and think out loud..”although, I’ve never been married to a rich man before”…
The look on the guy’s face was priceless. He didn’t have to say it. ” You all bitches are the same”
ah well, they had it coming.